Womenese - What Women Really Mean
Posted on March 18, 2007 - Filed Under Dating Tips
Here’s a little bit of “Womenese”.
“Let’s be friends…” – I don’t like you romantically. So screw off.
“Call me on Thursday night to confirm the date.” – You’re my backup plan. I will probably not go out with you.
“Sorry, I don’t have a phone.” – I don’t want to give you my phone number you freak.
“Give me your number instead.” – So I can show it to my friends and tell them how disgusted I am. Of course I will never call.
“I like you, but…” - No, I don’t like you. Leave me alone.
“Of course I love you…” - Just not that way.
“How much do you love me?” - I just did something BAD.
“I don’t like mindgames.” - But I play them.
“I like honesty.” - Tell me what I want to hear.
“Do what you want” - You will pay for it later.
“I’ll be ready in a minute” - Give me half an hour.
“We need to communicate better” - You need to agree with me more.
“Are you a player?” - I find you interesting.
“So why did you breakup with your girlfriend?” - What’s wrong with you?
“I don’t want to ruin our friendship.” - I don’t want to have to stop telling you about all the guys I am sleeping with.
“Uh huh” - Did you just speak?
“You wouldn’t understand.” - I don’t understand either, but I won’t admit it.
“What do you think of
“I want a sexy man.” – I want a man who can make ME feel sexy.
“I want a guy who’s a good communicator.” – I want a guy who’s a real man and won’t be afraid to bust my mind games.
“Let’s chill for a little while.” – Let’s break up
“Let’s see where it goes.” – It’s not going anywhere.
“We are in a transitional stage.” – It’s over.
“I am tired.” – I don’t want sex right now.
“Our values have changed.” – I cannot change you, so goodbye.
“I’ll think about it.” – No, I will never go out with you.
“I like you…but” – No, I don’t like you.
“We have chemistry.” – I really like him.
“Would you like to
“So are we together?” – Please. Ask me to be your girlfriend now.
“Do you like me?” – I like you.
“John and I are cooling down.” – I am out on the market.
“We’re too different.” – The door is that way.
“I want a sensitive guy.” – I want a guy who’s dominant and sensitive.
“I want to feel safe.” – I want a real man.
“I don’t like money.” – Sure, that’s why I brought it up.
“I cannot figure you out.” – You’re a real challenge. I really like you.
“Fine.” – Conversation over. Now shut up.
“Maybe.” - No.
“I need some space.” – Without you in it.
“I am not looking for a boyfriend right now” – I am looking, but I don’t want to date YOU.
“I don’t know; what do you want to do?” - You have nothing planned? Loser.
“We need…” - I want…
“It’s your decision.” – You know what I want.
“Nothing” when you ask, “What’s wrong?” – Everything.
“What do you like?” – I want to please you.
“It’s getting late.” – You aren’t coming to my bed tonight.
“I would rather focus on my career.” - You’re even more boring than my job.
“I’m open-minded and outgoing.” - I am desperate and loud.
“You are smooth” - But I am smoother.
“This is going to be weird.” (Making out with a friend with benefits.) - But don’t stop.
“I am tired of dating jerks.” - I am very attracted to jerks.
“I promise I will be good from now on.” - Haha. I just lied to you again.
“Do you have a girlfriend?” - You are cute. I am interested.
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